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#500
21-09-2010, 20:11:34


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#501
21-09-2010, 20:20:57

Melkor

#502
27-09-2010, 05:05:50
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

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#503
27-09-2010, 15:41:12

Meho Krljic

#505
29-09-2010, 20:46:46
Šit!!! Ovo je fo' ril!!!

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#506
29-09-2010, 21:08:12
brate šta sve neće prodavati, to kao ona ćasa za frizuru talijanku







Paranoid

#507
29-09-2010, 22:02:44

zakk

#508
30-09-2010, 00:06:56
@GoateeSaver

ŽELIM!
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Plottz

#510
30-09-2010, 21:48:46
Shmrt ga najebao !!!
Posle dva i po minuta ja baš zajebano odgledaj do kraja
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shrike

#511
30-09-2010, 22:04:08
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Ygg

#512
01-10-2010, 20:43:30
 xrofl
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

Meho Krljic

#513
01-10-2010, 21:19:11
Kuku  :?

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01-10-2010, 21:35:17

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#515
01-10-2010, 21:51:43

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#516
04-10-2010, 23:38:42
jebote, ja tek sad progledao da su ono tri svinje....

Savajat Erp

#517
04-10-2010, 23:53:41
не бих ни извалио да ти ниси рекао...мислио сам свашта пре тога.  :lol:
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Vampirella

#518
04-10-2010, 23:57:45
Meni nije jasno sto svinja u sredini radi... :(
Satan my master.

Savajat Erp

#519
04-10-2010, 23:58:58
покушава и она да нешто чалабрцне, али тешко...only the strong survive.
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Plottz

#520
05-10-2010, 00:25:59
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#521
05-10-2010, 00:28:37

Plottz

#522
05-10-2010, 00:32:49
Ovim brkama odozgo je odgorio ,pa kad su  čuli,šta se sprema, kako je zahebano,rešili da se opušte!! MOžda im  ultimativni odgovor, odgovori...,42,momci mislili 42 piva i eto!
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#523
05-10-2010, 00:37:37

Melkor

#524
05-10-2010, 04:42:19


btw, odlican je ww2  :D
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Vampirella

#525
06-10-2010, 12:51:10
Ovo me izludjuje! :shock:

Satan my master.

Mark

#527
07-10-2010, 22:51:27
A Criminal - unsavory character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled.
An Immigrant - a newcomer
Assassination - involuntary term limitation
Bald - comb-free
Bald - folically independent
Bald - follicularly challenged.
Battle Fatigued - shellshocked
Blind - optically darker
Blind - photonically non-receptive
Blind - visually challenged
Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance.
Broken Down Automobile - mechanically challenged
Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family
Bum - Displaced Homeowner
Bum - Homeless Person
Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Censorship - Selective Speech
Cheating - Academic Dishonesty
China - Porcelain
Chronically Late - Temporarily Challenged
Clumsy - uniquely coordinated
Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper
Computer Illiterate - Technologically Challenged
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff - Metabolically Challenged
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Cowboys - bovine control officers
Crackpot - certified astrological consultant, certified crystal therapist, or certified past-life regression hypnotist
Crime Rate - street activity index
Dead - Actuarially Mature
Dead - biologically challenged
Dead - environmentally correct human
Dead - living impaired
Dead - metabolically challenged
Dead - persons living with entropy
Deaf - Visually Oriented
Delicatessen - Corpse Farm
Dirty Old Man - sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Dish Washer - utensil sanitizer
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented.
Dorm - Residence Hall
Drooling Drunk Idiot - person on floor
Drowning - aquatically challenged
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Drunk - spacially perplexed
Drunk / Junkie - in recovery
Earthquake - geological correction
Fail - achieve a deficiency.
Fat - Differently Weighted
Fat - gravitationally challenged
Fat - horizontally challenged.
Fat - horizontally gifted
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - person of substance
Fictional / Mythological - ontologically challenged
Freshman - first-year student
Frog - amphibian American
Full of Crap - fecally plenary
Gang - Youth Group
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer
Gas Station Attendent - petroleum transfer technician
Geek, Nerd, whatever... - socially challenged
Ghetto / Barrio - Ethnically Homogenous Area
Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Handicapped - Differently Abled, Handi-Capable
Having PMS - cyclically challenged
Hearing Person - temporarily aurally abled
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Homeless - residentially flexible
Homelessness - Mortgage-Free Living
Housebroken - Family Disfunction
Housewife - domestic engineer
Hunter - Animal Assassin
Hunter - Bambi Butcher
Hunter - Meat Mercenary
Ignorant - factually unencumbered
Ignorant - knowledge-based nonpossessor.
Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Incompetent - Specially Skilled
Incompetent - Uniquely Proficient
Insane People - Mental Explorers
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive
Insult - Emotional Rape
Janitor - sanitation engineer
Klutz - kinesthetically challenged
Large Nose - nasally gifted
Lazy - motivationally dispossessed
Lazy - motivationally deficient.
Learning Disability - Self-Paced Cognitive Ability
Library - Educational Resource Center
Logger - Wood Weasel
Logger - Paper Pirate
Logger -Treeslayer
Loser - Second Place
Loser - uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path
Man-hole - maintenance hole
Mankind - humankind
MANkind, HuMAN, PerSON - Earth Children
Mercy Killing - Euthanasia
Mercy Killing - Putting Down/To Sleep/Out of Misery
Messy - differently organized
Meter Maid - Parking enforcer
Midget / Dwarf - Little People
Midget / Dwarf - Vertically Challenged
Mute/Dumb - verbally challenged
Not with somebody at the moment - romantically challenged -
Off - energy-efficient
Old - chronologically gifted
Old Person / Elderly - Gerontologically Advanced
Old Person / Elderly - Senior Citizens
Panhandler - Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Paper Bag - processed tree carcass
Perverted - Sexually dysfunctional.
Pimp-mobile / Low-rider - Culturally Responsive Transportation Option
Plagiarism - Previously Owned Prose
Po' - financially inept
Policeman, Policewoman - law inforcement officer
Poor - economically marginalized
Poor - Economically Unprepared
Poor - monetarily challenged
Postman - letter carrier
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed.
Prisoner - client of the correctional system
Prostitute - sex care provider
Psychobabble - constructivist feminist psychotherapy
Psychopath - socially misaligned
Racist - genetically discriminating
Really Big Nosed - nasally disadvantaged
Redneck - person of region
Redneck - rustically inclined
Refugees - asylum seekers
Road Kill - Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Rudeness - Tact Avoidance
Runny Nose - nasally gifted
Senile Bag o' Bones - Alzheimer's Victim
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short - vertically challenged
Sighted Person - temporarily visually abled
Slum - Economic Oppression Zone
Slut - suffering from a sex addiction (female)
Someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone - morally handicapped
Spendthrift - negative saver.
Stained - creatively re-dyed
Steward, Stewardess - flight attendant
Stoned - Chemically inconvenienced.
Stud - suffering from a sex addiction (male)
Stupid - differently-brained
Stupid - intellectually impaired
The Elderly - Senior citizens
Thin - horizontally challenged
Thirsty - osmotically challenged
Tone Deaf - musically delayed
Too old/young - other aged
Too Tall - people of height
Tree-Hugger - environmental activist
Trees - Oxygen Exchange Units
Ugly - aesthetically challenged
Ugly - Cosmetically different.
Ugly - facially challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.
Used Books - Recycled Books
Vagrant - Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Vegetable - noble unconscious hero
Vice President - Post-Coronary Leader of the Free World
Vocal Minority - target equity group
Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
Waiter, Waitress - food server
War-Monger - Peacekeeper, patriot
Welfare Bum - economically disadvantaged
Whaler - Blubber Lover
White - melanin-impoverished
White American - racially challenged
White Boy - rhythmically challenged
White Trash - caucasian culturally-disadvantaged
Wife - unpaid sex slave
Worst - least best.
Wrong - differently logical.

http://www.bored.com/pcphrases/
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Plottz

#528
07-10-2010, 23:10:38
Sine kako te nije mrzelo,alal ti ćufte  :)
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Vampirella

#529
07-10-2010, 23:12:38
Quote from: Mark on 07-10-2010, 22:51:27Frog - amphibian American

xfrog
Satan my master.

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#530
09-10-2010, 21:13:55



znači  :D

Usul

#531
10-10-2010, 04:27:28
Znaci zemunac?
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Mark

#532
10-10-2010, 14:47:59
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Plut

#533
10-10-2010, 17:33:25
Eto šta čini višak vremena, slobodnog...!  :x

Melkor

#534
15-10-2010, 16:52:18
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#535
16-10-2010, 12:52:59
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Savajat Erp

#536
16-10-2010, 22:55:05
 xrofl
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Plottz

#538
17-10-2010, 13:05:41
Odličan je 003,odličan.   :) :)
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Melkor

#539
17-10-2010, 18:20:39
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Plottz

#540
18-10-2010, 02:36:31
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Melkor

#541
18-10-2010, 13:28:43
Samo da prekinem IDPR dominaciju u recent posts :)

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#542
19-10-2010, 02:07:36
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

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20-10-2010, 10:46:59

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#544
20-10-2010, 12:33:41

Vampirella

#545
20-10-2010, 17:10:58
Satan my master.

Ygg

#546
22-10-2010, 03:05:18
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

Savajat Erp

#547
22-10-2010, 17:43:48
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Meho Krljic

#548
22-10-2010, 18:37:30
Opako.

Mark

#549
25-10-2010, 01:51:57
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/
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