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#750
17-01-2011, 11:00:34


Meho Krljic

#751
17-01-2011, 11:01:54
Prelepo!!!!!!!!! Kao čoveku koji Mejdn kuje u zvijezde skoro pune tri decenije, ovo mi je zagrejalo srce.

SIMERIJANAC

#752
17-01-2011, 15:08:47
Quote from: Savajat Erp on 15-01-2011, 22:52:36
hostesu po guzi

Ove dve ružne pičkice su naravno hrvati.

DušMan

#753
17-01-2011, 16:57:52
Quote from: John Reynolds on 10-01-2011, 17:30:50U trenutku kad se Kojot malo pribere i kaže da kuva, ona ga ne sluša i aludira na to da svira trombon. Mislim, alo!
Izvin'te što se malo kasno uključujem, ali ja bih rekao da se Ivon učinilo da je Kojot rekao da će da duva (umesto da kuva kao što je ekšli rekao), pa je onda pokušala da izvuče situaciju.
Nekoć si bio punk, sad si Štefan Frank.

Melkor

#754
21-01-2011, 02:24:04
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#755
22-01-2011, 13:18:42

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

zakk

#757
23-01-2011, 20:18:01
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

tomat

#758
23-01-2011, 21:30:17
fristajl

MC Chokes-a-lot
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

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#759
25-01-2011, 02:46:26

Melkor

#760
25-01-2011, 04:02:05
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

dylan_dog

#761
25-01-2011, 16:31:57
Da li je glupost ili ne, procenite sami. :)

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/technology/2011/01/20

Agota

#762
25-01-2011, 19:01:11
 David Vid  Viktorije Dimitrije Sebastijan  Ernest,sest imena za jedno dete.Krstio ga je tata Darko Rundek. :roll:
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Savajat Erp

#763
25-01-2011, 19:03:07
feast your eyes and ears on this!!  :lol:

Danijela Terzic - Kao Madona.avi
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Meho Krljic

#764
25-01-2011, 19:09:05
Danijela, gde si bila celog mog života?

Agota

#765
25-01-2011, 19:14:59
totalno si moderna macko majke mi
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Savajat Erp

#766
25-01-2011, 19:30:32
а Шикица, која је излетела поред Данијеле, има прави street cred, па се нико није усуђивао са њом да се качи на фарми. риииспект! :)

Sikica-Mamu vam jebem!
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Meho Krljic

#767
25-01-2011, 19:38:52
Ala bih se šikicala, al mi ne da nana...

Savajat Erp

#770
27-01-2011, 18:01:55
кад Радмановић тад није поломио врат - никад неће!

radmanovic backflip dunk
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

tomat

#771
28-01-2011, 12:51:43

Marko Bulat je objasnio

Marko Bulat o svetskoj zaveri 2
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Agota

#772
28-01-2011, 13:04:03
koji kralj hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa......pa ovo iz tri dela .
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

tomat

#773
28-01-2011, 13:13:23
i to je malo za sve što Marko ima da kaže. odo ja sad od ove đavolje naprae zvane kompjutor.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Agota

#774
28-01-2011, 13:18:36
ja sam morala da stavim slusalice vec me cudno gledaju kolege  kako se smeskam  :lol:
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Джон Рейнольдс

#775
28-01-2011, 14:10:12
QuoteVISA Card is also "interesting" to say the least. If you look at a VISA credit card you see three previous world empires represented. "VI" is the number 6 in the Roman numerals, "S" is the Stigma in the Greek culture whose value is 6, and lastly the "A" in the Babylonian culture is 6 ... i.e, VISA = 666! We are sure they didn't plan it that way. This whole thing is MUCH MUCH bigger than they are. It is only a sign of the nature and origin of their success.

Aaaarghhhh! Marko je u pravu! Ljudi, bacajte žig zveri!
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

tomat

#776
28-01-2011, 15:29:01
meni se čini da je mislio na putnu vizu, pošto pominje pasoš. dakle, platne kartice su OK.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Джон Рейнольдс

#777
28-01-2011, 17:24:51
Ma, to su mu izmontirali na televiziji da narod ne bi saznao istinu!
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Melkor

#778
29-01-2011, 04:27:22
I tako gledam po limundu ima li sta zanimljivo za klince kad imam sta da procitam  :P




"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Savajat Erp

#779
29-01-2011, 12:19:10
чудан је лик овај Марко Булат...покушао да упише Акедемију ликовних уметности, Star Wars фрик, прича о Марти Мистерији...
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Vampirella

#780
29-01-2011, 17:39:00
Satan my master.

Plut

#781
29-01-2011, 18:27:18
Ne diraj muškarca s kafom i ženu u gradskom prevozu  :|

Alex

#782
29-01-2011, 18:49:15
Ovaj gore Marko Bulat je skoro pričao nešto u stilu kako se gnuša svoje prošlosti i života po splavovima među kriminalcima i sponzorušama.

A ovaj insert iz emisije je baš iz tog perioda, što znači da je on tada imao obzira da nešto popuje drugima, kako treba živeti isl.!?!

Valjda je sad manja budaletina nego onda.
Avatar je bezlichna, bezukusna kasha, potpuno prazna, prosechna i neupechatljiva...USM je zhivopisan, zabavan i originalan izdanak americhke pop kulture

Джон Рейнольдс

#783
29-01-2011, 22:06:07
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Melkor

#784
30-01-2011, 07:04:37
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Vampirella

#785
30-01-2011, 19:10:19
Quote from: Plut on 29-01-2011, 18:27:18
Ne diraj muškarca s kafom i ženu u gradskom prevozu  :|

Pogledaj sva 4 dijela, matori Rusi kako se tuku je do jaja! ;)


Evo jedne nezadovoljne musterije... :D

Daniele Staub's Sextape Sucks Ass!!! (Sextapes/Pics #4)
Satan my master.

Mark

#786
30-01-2011, 19:27:12
U jednoj školi u Vukovaru pita učiteljica malog Juricu:
-Jurice,šta bi ti uradio kada bi na ulici sreo jednog zengu?
-Pa,ja bih ga nahranio...
-Bravo Jurice.
-Pa bih ga pitao kako je...
-Bravo Jurice.
-Pa bih ga pitao dal' mu nešto treba...
-Bravo Jurice.
-Pa bih onda uzeo nož!
-Jurice!
-Pa bih ga zaklao!
-Jurice!
-Pa bih ga bacio psima!
-Jakovljeviću prestani da mu šapućeš!



Ide Mujo busom, kad privuče mu pažnju vozač. Krene da blene u njega jer ne zna zašto. Priđe mu i kaže:
- Ti si meni od nekud poznat.
- Naravno. Ja sam Ratko Mladić!
- IIIIJU, NEEEEMOGUĆE!
- A ko si ti?
- Ja sam Mujo.
- Odakle si?
- Iz Srebrenice.
- IIIIJU, NEEEEMOGUĆE!!
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Mark

#787
30-01-2011, 19:29:59
Legnes s ovom:



:twisted:

Probudi te ova:


:roll:


Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Meho Krljic

#788
30-01-2011, 19:47:33
Quote from: Pornella on 30-01-2011, 19:10:19

Evo jedne nezadovoljne musterije... :D

Daniele Staub's Sextape Sucks Ass!!!

Zabavno, ali kontraefektivno, sad me je naterao da to daunloudujem, samo da vidim da li je taj klitoralni pirsing zaista toliki kolikim ga on predstavlja.

zakk

#789
30-01-2011, 19:59:31
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Mark

#790
30-01-2011, 20:17:38









Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Mark

#791
30-01-2011, 20:38:01

Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Savajat Erp

#792
31-01-2011, 01:38:03
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Gaff

#794
31-01-2011, 14:05:22
Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Karl Rosman

#795
31-01-2011, 15:13:47
ouch!  :shock:
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Vampirella

#796
01-02-2011, 19:31:32
Quote from: Meho Krljic on 30-01-2011, 19:47:33Zabavno, ali kontraefektivno, sad me je naterao da to daunloudujem, samo da vidim da li je taj klitoralni pirsing zaista toliki kolikim ga on predstavlja.

I? Meni vise zanimaju razroke sise.  xrotaeye
Satan my master.

Mark

#797
01-02-2011, 19:46:15


"Neka bude Beograd!"
:|
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Mark

#798
01-02-2011, 21:17:04
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Meho Krljic

#799
01-02-2011, 22:34:10
Quote from: Pornella on 01-02-2011, 19:31:32
Quote from: Meho Krljic on 30-01-2011, 19:47:33Zabavno, ali kontraefektivno, sad me je naterao da to daunloudujem, samo da vidim da li je taj klitoralni pirsing zaista toliki kolikim ga on predstavlja.

I? Meni vise zanimaju razroke sise.  xrotaeye

Preterao je u oba slučaja, zarad komičnog efekta. Ali nije preterao sa tvrdnjom da je kamera najvećim delom vremena usmerena u pokućstvo, zidove, sto itd., a samo povremeno u ljudska bića koja imaju snošaj. Apsolutno za preskočiti.
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